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Random Question #4
Do you ever have a day (week, month, year, etc.) where it seems like your “aim” is off? By this, I mean, you seem to be participating in life about a half an inch to the left of reality?
What I’m trying to describe, is an extended period of clumsiness. Times when you swear it just can’t be a coincidence.
Even when you try your hardest, you keep spilling that drink.
You keep smacking your knuckles on the doorframe.
Bump your hip into someone walking by.
Spilling that drink’s refill.
Like – I’m a klutz on a good day. I used to horseback ride all the time & fell off every horse I rode. (I’m proud to say that I got back on every time. Except for the one trip to the hospital.)
But, even though my falling skills are legendary around town, I am safe at home 99% of the time.
Except on those days.
On those days, I feel like I live in the world’s least creative alternate reality.
How about you?